She Seems To Have an Invisible Touch: She reaches in and makes you feel like you’ve done something wrong, but you’re not quite sure what it is, but she’s mad and you can tell by the pout on her face that all the free food in the world isn’t going to fix. Is it something…

Lemme See That Escarow!: Luke tries to plan a romantic dinner for Lorelai, but his sister and her incredibly annoying husband ruin everything. Dean tries to spend an evening with Rory, but her grandparents, and Rory’s new love of all things superficial, ruin everything. Dean dumps Rory in front of everyone, and Rory immediately celebrates,…

Ew! You Got Your Ernst In My Liebenkorn!The Gilmores take turns taking swipes at Luke’s ego as Rory lets herself be kidnapped by fancy-pants kids with too much time on their hands. Lane and mfTL go on their first date, which is exactly the length of half of a David Byrne movie. Wow. Don’t move…

Dear Boring, Get This Show Out Of Your Powerful Grip: Pamie recaps from coast to coast, as Lorelai and Rory try to create an emotional time machine. It would be great if the past year of plot development could be erased and Luke was never married, Dean was never married, Richard and Emily were actually…

Choosers and Losers: What should be a simple recap of a waste of an episode becomes a rant about politics and some of the details of Pamie’s upcoming wedding. This is what happens when Stars Hollow gets boring.

A Room With A View: Everybody’s airing their dirty laundry as Rory’s scandal hits the streets of Stars Hollow. Lane realizes she might have a crush on her roommate. Luke spends the entire episode trying to escape the Ren Faire. Lorelai and Rory make up. Yeah, not much happens when you try to write it…

Dancing Around the Issue: Rory and Lorelai have their first fight over Rory’s scarlet letter. Hey, Rory always did get A’s, didn’t she? Luke tries to play it cool after his hot kiss with Lorelai, and Lorelai’s way too cool to seem like she cares. Emily and Richard are really, really not getting along, so…