Dancing Around the Issue: Rory and Lorelai have their first fight over Rory’s scarlet letter. Hey, Rory always did get A’s, didn’t she? Luke tries to play it cool after his hot kiss with Lorelai, and Lorelai’s way too cool to seem like she cares. Emily and Richard are really, really not getting along, so much so that Emily darts off to Paris, her granddaughter at her side. Oh, Lane’s in a band, and Rory uses Miss Patty’s studio for her sexcapades.

Aw, who cares? Dan’s moving back to LA!