Tag: Dork
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I’m Not So Smart Sometimes.
The hazards of listening to a Radiohead bootleg while walking for coffee: I kept moving over to get out of the way of the woman I thought was just behind me, talking.
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do you want to know a secret?
I just wrote three hundred words of the next novel, so you know it’s time to procrastinate with so many more words over here. Because it’s easier, okay? Leave me alone! I’m trying to be an artist! So. The Festival of Books. Yeah, yeah. I know. It was a month ago. Let me see if…
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where ya at?
it has become that strange world where my friends have fallen into the television.
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i just had the most boring dream of all time…
… in which I cleaned my ears, and then updated my MySpace page.
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please solve my problems.
A couple of smaller problems, anyway. I’ve got two glasses stuck together. One is a small, square glass. It’s trapped inside a larger mug. I found them in the cabinet this way, and they are very much in love and don’t want to be separated.
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outside is weird.
I was sitting in the lobby of a studio, waiting for a meeting. I had before never met the person I was meeting, so whenever someone walked out of the doors I’d look up. My arms were crossed over my chest and my legs were crossed, jumpy from the coffee. A woman approached me and…