Category: Blog
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Dan reports on, “Things I can’t do right now”
You want geeking out? Babe, I’m posting this from a connection in Dallas/Fort Worth. I WIN. No one ever said air travel was a mad hoot, probably because a) it’s not and b) “mad hoot”? The hell? Up here, 39,000 feet above the states some ethnocentric urbanite with a distinct lack of wanderlust named “the…
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We ruined it!
The Soap has raised the price on the trial samples to three dollars (from twenty-five cents). I am sure this is totally our fault, as I got many letters from people asking, “Can’t I just buy three hundred samples and it’d be cheaper than buying the entire soap?” Yeah, pretty sure we screwed ourselves on…
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pretty pictures + good words = i’m toast.
I have a serious crush on angelina. You will soon, too.
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She Blinded Me With Science
This article sounds intriguing until you get to the words “electrodes inserted in their spine.”
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Something I Recently Learned…
My Keira Knightley impression is pretty spot-on. I’ll tell you how to do it. 1. Open mouth. 2. Part teeth but keep them lined up with each other [thanks, Genny]. 3. Tuck tongue just behind bottom teeth. 4. Raise lips until they just clear your teeth. This will give you a bit of a snarl.…
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Last Tarzan Recap
The Less-Famous Monkey Trial Find out what happened in the last episode of the show you never bothered to try to watch. It’s a conclusion of the pilot, six episodes later. Don’t bother trying to understand us now. Watch Mitch Pileggi and Lucy Lawless battle it out for the coveted Mug-Mug, given to those who…
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Post Thanksgiving
What were you doing over this holiday weekend? Because here’s how five people found this site: why girls are weird pamie why tarzan cancelled women fucking donkey www.pamie.com young girls showing there boobs And if that’s not what this site is about, then I don’t know what is. Sometimes during a holiday you have to…
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Thanksgiving Eve
I had a dream last night that I was sitting right here, blogging. That’s how I know I need a vacation. My mom and sister arrive tonight, so the rest of my day will be spent cleaning in a frenzy. … and recapping Tarzan. I will never escape the workload. But it’s the last recap…
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Dan eats something that makes him very bad
A lot of very highbrow, very expensive people I work with were in town this weekend. I didn’t open my wallet once. I stayed at a hotel in my home city. I ordered and consumed a $24 personal pizza. I ate veal face. People, I ate veal face. On Saturday night, four of us went…