Month: January 2005
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aspen, here we come.
My headshot’s all blurry and it kind of sounds like our show’s a girlie downer what with the dead-dad part right there in the description but we’re next to Catherine O’Hara and holy crap this is awesome.
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New Gilmore Girls Recap
Bitches!: Stars Hollow is thrown in chaos after a piece of history is uncovered, prompting a new page written in the annual Revolutionary War re-enactment. Richard and Emily find a female stray dog who might be related to Jamie Lee Curtis, (urban) mythologically-speaking. Rory and Lorelai lie to everybody. Lorelai is a terrible boss. Hey,…
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I wanna lick-lick-lick-lick you from your head to your toes
Taylor is a weird cat. Always has been. He’s strangely anti-social, but then will hang out in a room and stare at everyone. He likes to eat carpeting, wool, and thick blanketing. He doesn’t like to eat food if someone’s watching him. He waits until everyone goes to bed before settling into his bowl. I’m…
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Two Stories
The honeymoon: sun, sleep, sunsets, staph, snorkeling, sushi, sexy-sexy. There you go. But two things that might actually interest you: We spent part of the honeymoon on a rather remote part of an island. There was only one tiny market that we’d drive to for food and beer. We walked in one time alongside a…
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Dan flat-out pleads for help
Hi, everyone. Help. As many of you know, I am living in LA at the moment. I have a fabulous brownstone in Park Slope, Brooklyn, which I’ve been subletting. As I’ll be out here for an indeterminate length of time, I’ve decided to keep subletting the place, at least for the next two months. The…
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The train crash is just
The train crash is just a few miles from our house. Right now we can see about ten news helicopters hovering above the scene. It’s a strange sight — ten frozen helicopters, like we’re staring at a picture instead of the actual sky.
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processing the new year
The morning after the wedding, we woke up and listened to this song in bed and thought about how happy we were and how perfectly the wedding went and how lucky we were to have these amazing friends and family who braved the rain and snow and winds and this strange waterfall that happens on…
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Tsunami Relief
A donation to the Tsunami Relief efforts in January 2005 can still be claimed on your 2004 tax return. Just in case you need another reason to give. Asha For Education is a secular organization dedicated to change in India by focusing on basic education in the belief that education is a critical requisite for…
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how it works is…
First I laugh because Glark says “BrundleFly.” Then I click the link to the picture and I’m terrified by Glark’s close-up with that weird angle and the strip of facial hair and the tongue. And then I read the comments section and I’m laughing so hard that I forget all the trauma that occured and…