Tag: Jollibee

  • Reader Mail

    From a Wonder Killer (in Wonder Speed): [readermail] Hi, Pam– According to Wikipedia, kolache fillings include fruit and cheeses, but not sausage. The correct name for what you made this morning is Klobasnek, which are sometimes mistakenly referred to as sausage kolaches. Just thought you might want to know. Take care, Michael[/readermail] You know, I…

  • Jollibee and My Mother Are On a Break

    In case you were driving to work today wondering, “Does pamie still get hate mail from angry Jollibee lovers?” The answer is yes. Usually one a week or so, for the past year and a half. Here’s the latest.

  • This Just In

    [readermail] From: amanda.xxxx@xxxxxx.com Subject: your blog You’re not funny. You are an intolerant, ignorant “ugly American,” and it’s people like you that give the rest of us a bad name. With loud-mouthed people like you, it’s no wonder so many foreigners can’t stand us. Nice try with the observational humor, but you’re just plain not…

  • The Raconteurs: 7″ Single

    Song: “Steady As She Goes” In case you needed further proof that I am a huge nerd…

  • truth and consequences

    Thursday night. My husband is screaming at the television screen: “Fuck you, Oprah. Fuck you!” This is not good. This isn’t something I ever thought I’d have to handle. This goes against the core of me, and my instinct is to push him off the couch and make him stop bad-mouthing my Oprah. It’s like…

  • adventures with jollibee, continued.

    adventures with jollibee, continued.

    Hi. I know some of you read this at work and would get in trouble for severe language, so don’t click the little “continue reading” after this sentence if you’re in (“urine!”) that kind of situation. I’m just going to post an email with some uniquely adult language. Before I do, I should mention that…

  • Open Up and Say Yumburger.

    Open Up and Say Yumburger.

    You win, Jollibee. You win. “Ugly American.” That’s someone who can’t step foot into a room that’s slightly different without being filled with slack-jawed awe, all lifted eyebrows and rolling tongue, shocked and gasping at everything that looks slightly different from normal.

  • the bevolution has arrived.

    When men want attention from women who are complete strangers, they get a dog to walk, or borrow a baby to carry. If you’re a woman who would like to have random conversations with men you’ve never met before and will never see again, you might want to put some kind of Longhorn sticker on…

  • Hipster Bars, Jollibee, and Casablanca.

    See, just two days ago, on the flight home, we were discussing Ray. [scripty] stee We don’t see Ray enough. pamie Because he calls three minutes before he’s going somewhere to invite us to come with him. “Um… I’m going to this bar, on Santa Monica? There’s going to be a gospel band–” stee “– and…