Category: Blog

  • Face It

    Apparently some of you were confused about yesterday’s Blind Item entry. stee and I went to see Eddie Izzard, and we saw some celebrities, and we turned it into a little guessing game for you, because that’s more fun than just telling you a list of six names. Does that clear things up? I received…

  • pamie finds bizarro dan

    Hi, Pamie! First of all, I love your writing. I’m sure you hear that a lot, but who doesn’t like to hear it as often as possible? I don’t know if you’re still answering pop culture questions, but I figured I’d give it a shot anyway. I’m currently going through an 80’s & early-90’s kid…

  • Dan asks, “When did Cosby go blind”?

    Awww, thanks for watching as to the status of my back, Pam. This must be why unpopular opinions are called “unpopular opinions.” The silent majority has emailed me accordingly. And the revolution will NOT be blogged. I know the vast majority of media pundits have already sounded off on the topic and I know the…

  • new entry: sexie blind item report

    New entry. stee helped. And a shout-out to reader Heather, who recently wrote an email to my friend that simply read: “WAIT! You’re Puppethead Frank?!” We are very much enjoying his new nickname.

  • Banned and Burned

    I like elevating my reasons for reading East of Eden this week from “I think that episode of Oprah is coming up” to “I’m celebrating Banned Books Week.” It’s also one of the few Steinbeck novels I haven’t read. Just never got around to it. For an 800 page book, I’m flying through it, and…

  • incentive

    I found out if I raise $1000, I get a crown. That’s $200 away. Time to start mass-emailing my friends until they hate me.

  • Blaine Watch Update

    From Catronia: The madness continues. Spreads. Legoland, a theme park at Windsor has a miniature London, made from Lego bricks. They’ve added a new attraction… Which amuses me greatly. Still no sign of him escaping, falling “dead” from the box and reappearing moments later in the river, an email prediction from “those in the know”,…

  • Sexie Blind Item Report

    This newly-single Mensa maven followed the wrong instinct when she slowly strolled into Hollywood’s Wiltern Saturday night wearing almost the exact same get-up as the man of the evening, hairstyle included. Only the older diva had slightly smaller breasts. This unmatched power duo seemed to be unclear on the concept of “intermission,” as this couple…

  • Blaine Watch 2003

    Hey Pam, My friend Clare and I went down to see him – just because the whole thing is so bizarre. It does get a bit hypnotic, but we did periodically yell out “it’s not magic, idiot!!”. I attached two photos for you. Clare’s not giving you, the photo viewer, or me, the photo taker,…

  • pamie’s busy being sexie

    Today is Eddie Izzard Day. That is all that matters. Last night after Jessica and I stopped jumping up and down squealing, I realized: Eddie Izzard is the straight girl’s Margaret Cho. We finally have our Margaret Cho!