It’s a very thin line between “Ow. What is that? Should we evacuate? I think there’s some kind of hazardous waste and that’s the alarm. We should get out of here.” and: “I totally love this new Crystal Method song.” “Is that a bomb threat?” “No. Track two.”

Dammit these days when I spend too many minutes in a row reading the news and reading blogs, realizing how the world appears to be spinning backwards in order to turn back time faster and faster until the white man rules supreme again it just gets me all pissed off. What the eff is going…

Winners and Losers. I never win the Oscar pool.

Scene in a Mall: The amount spent in this episode alone, from Luke to Emily, might be close to fifty thousand dollars. Wait, that didn’t even include Lane’s first and last month’s rent plus deposit. Wow. It’s a pricey hour, as Emily has a million-dollar breakdown near the Manolos, and Lane makes her first steps…

My article on the Dirty Dancing DVD is up at the Austin American-Statesman. You have to register to read it. It’s free!

phone rings… pamie: Hello? phone: This is Danny Glover, calling in behalf of Dennis Kucinich. I’m urging you to vote for– pamie: STEE! stee: What? pamie: It’s Danny Glover, calling on behalf of Dennis Kucinich! stee: Tell him to fuck off.

Liz and I are booked at the Comedy Central Stage. March 18th, 8pm. It’s free! Reservations are needed as it’s first come, first serve and we plan on serving as many people as possible. Wait… Uh… Please come see our show. Adam Blau (he of the aforementioned birthday) is doing the music. Anna Heilbron is…

Seeing as how my link to send flowers to the couples waiting in line in San Francisco turned into a debate, I thought I’d point you to Rob’s latest entry, which echoes my thoughts exactly.

I’m at a house somewhere in Santa Monica writing on a computer that’s not mine in a house I’ve never been in before while stee works on a pitch in the next room with a man I’ve never met before. And that’s why we have Blogger. We had some car problems right when we met…