Month: April 2005
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five things Dan shouldn’t tell you
I have several embarrassing admissions about today, each one more vending-machine-related than the last. First: it is now after 5PM in New York, and, other than the yogurt and the cup of coffee I had for breakfast at 9:30 this morning, everything I ate today has been from the vending machine located about sixteen steps…
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Lately on the forum…
pamie.com forum introductions: It’s like a high school reunion in here. “People who say ‘whatevs’ should die a slow, painful death.” — nooch “I also read a bunch of the books by Lurlene Mcdan about kids who had horrible diseases and died. I’m not sure why my mother let me read them because they totally…
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Scenes from my birthday party
I wish I was watching all of my 21 Jump Street DVD episodes with Sars. Best moment of the pilot: when Johnny Depp gets really sad because he can’t stop thinking about his father, we watch him from outside his apartment window as he stares at a photograph of his father while soulfully playing the…
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Pamie.com T-Shirt Alert!
An original Glarkware Now or Never: ships may 31 Get your own Wonder Killer t-shirt. The perfect shirt for the Know-It-All in your life who can’t help but tell the people at the next table the answer to the question they’re pondering. You know, the one who starts all of his or her sentences with…
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Why Girls Are Weird By the Numbers
Amazon has added a brand new evil feature. Now you can find out how many letters, words and characters are in the pages of Why Girls Are Weird. You can find out how many “complex words” I used (6%). You can find out what grade education is needed to understand the book (4.8). Sorry, third…
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Dan’s L.A. by the numbers
So I’ve just been recruited back to New York for ten weeks. I am thrilled about the work opportunity and incredibly excited to spend some time with my New York friends, whose tear-streaked faces, seen on my last visit, proved to me that they just can’t function when I’m not there. Poor darlings. For those…
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Since Turning Thirty, I…
–woke up with aches and pains. I do believe I said, “Ow, my back.” –forgot what I was going to say two words into the sentence. –publicly announced someone’s birthday as belated, when it hadn’t happened yet. –surfed online for a good, affordable Singer, and not the kind that come to my house and play…