Month: September 2003
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Blaine Watch Update
From Catronia: The madness continues. Spreads. Legoland, a theme park at Windsor has a miniature London, made from Lego bricks. They’ve added a new attraction… Which amuses me greatly. Still no sign of him escaping, falling “dead” from the box and reappearing moments later in the river, an email prediction from “those in the know”,…
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Sexie Blind Item Report
This newly-single Mensa maven followed the wrong instinct when she slowly strolled into Hollywood’s Wiltern Saturday night wearing almost the exact same get-up as the man of the evening, hairstyle included. Only the older diva had slightly smaller breasts. This unmatched power duo seemed to be unclear on the concept of “intermission,” as this couple…
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Blaine Watch 2003
Hey Pam, My friend Clare and I went down to see him – just because the whole thing is so bizarre. It does get a bit hypnotic, but we did periodically yell out “it’s not magic, idiot!!”. I attached two photos for you. Clare’s not giving you, the photo viewer, or me, the photo taker,…
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pamie’s busy being sexie
Today is Eddie Izzard Day. That is all that matters. Last night after Jessica and I stopped jumping up and down squealing, I realized: Eddie Izzard is the straight girl’s Margaret Cho. We finally have our Margaret Cho!
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dan says: Life of Buh-Bye
I’m done. You can tell those fancy scienticians to put down their fancy adding calculators, because I figured it out again: the last digit of Pi is a question mark. I kept trying not to glance at the last page, lest I accidentally find god before the kid found land. But then suddenly, I turned…
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pam thanks everybody
Oh, my gosh. We already surpassed my fundraising goal. Thank you so much for helping a great cause. I had no idea what a realistic amount would be to strive for, since according to the website it’s a big deal if you can raise $1000. We’ve raised over five hundred dollars in just twelve hours!…
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pam rolls her eyes at vampires, werewolves.
I knew you’d bust me on that, Dan. As soon as I hit “post” I regretted writing “Fun stuff”. It’s totally something my dad would have written. Thanks for calling out how ridiculous I sounded. I’m not Jon Carroll. I don’t get to say “Fun stuff.” On an unrelated note, I thought Underworld was a…
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dan proclaims it “Share Your Pretty, Pretty Poetry Day” on da blog
That was some sassy verse, indeed, Pamela. Thank goodness I showed up when I did to slum the place up a bit. Recently, in the throes of utter delirium, Tracie and I wrote the first eight haikus in a collection we will one day publish as a slim, artsy-looking volume of poems entitled At Tim…
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recommendation: The Emperor’s Babe
Not your everyday book. I’ve been asked to come up with a take on The Emperor’s Babe (by Bernardine Evaristo) for a company in London, so I stayed up late tonight re-reading it. I realize I hadn’t given it the proper recommendation a few weeks ago when I first mentioned it. It’s not just my…