dan says: Life of Buh-Bye

I’m done. You can tell those fancy scienticians to put down their fancy adding calculators, because I figured it out again: the last digit of Pi is a question mark.

I kept trying not to glance at the last page, lest I accidentally find god before the kid found land. But then suddenly, I turned the page, waiting for the next page, and there I was, face to face with the “Reading Group Guide.” Which is not an actual, accepted chapter, I don’t think. Either way, I am done with the topic. I promise never to mention it again.

Algae and tigers and meerkats, oh my. Algae and tigers and meerkats, oh my. Algae and tigers and…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.