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So, some of the archives aren’t working, and the pretty Amazon links went away when we upgraded to the latest Moveable Type. We had to, because my website stopped working entirely for about a month. I’m sorry for the mess while we try to figure things out. But you know, the people who keep this thing running do it mostly out of the kindness of their hearts.

Glark and I are still working hard to get the newest Dewey Book Drive up and running. We picked something a little ambitious and that’s taking some extra time, but hopefully we’ll be able to launch soon.

In the meantime, you might want to send a little help over at Sarah’s amazing contest. Not only has she raised an awesome amount of money for Donor’s Choose, she’s about to have to dance in a tomato costume in Rockefeller Plaza with Claire Danes. Yeah. She really is. Go check it out and help a few kids in need.

guts

When I first see the cover of Haunted on Amazon, I have to close my web browser. It is truly disturbing. When I buy the book, I keep it face-down because it makes me so uncomfortable. Whenever stee sees it accidentally turned face-up he says, “Fix your creepy-ass book.”

I start reading it in Toronto. “Do you want to come sit in the living room while you read it?” Wing asks. “So you’re not alone while you read the scary book?” Continue reading

Scenes from my birthday party

I wish I was watching all of my 21 Jump Street DVD episodes with Sars. Best moment of the pilot: when Johnny Depp gets really sad because he can’t stop thinking about his father, we watch him from outside his apartment window as he stares at a photograph of his father while soulfully playing the saxophone.

Oh, Jump Street. Loved you then, love you now. Can’t wait to get to the Brad Pitt episode. Continue reading

how it works is…

First I laugh because Glark says “BrundleFly.” Then I click the link to the picture and I’m terrified by Glark’s close-up with that weird angle and the strip of facial hair and the tongue. And then I read the comments section and I’m laughing so hard that I forget all the trauma that occured and think once again how those two are geniuses, so I go to link to it here and in doing so I remember all the trauma and conclude that Glark is gross.

Here. Have your own experience.