Tag: Dork

  • Going Outside

    I’ve been having some email problems, so if you’ve emailed me recently and I’ve taken way too long to get back to you, know that I’m either going to email you back or I just lost the damn thing entirely. That appears to be the one growing pain in the site move, and the guys…

  • Unique Artistic Vision and Semi-Worthy Poetry

    Caught up on TiVo, and it turns out that I hate the show I thought I’d like, and I like the show I thought I’d hate. How about that? The Anna Nicole Show was so disappointing. I couldn’t even find a reason to laugh. I just sat there staring, wondering why nobody bothered to make…

  • Run

    Downloading — no lie — 726 pieces of email. Can’t ever go out of town again. It appears we escaped with only one hairball waiting for our return. All three cats appear to be healthy and happy. Ray sent a present to Cal — a “Video Catnip” tape. It’s a half-hour video of birds and…

  • Insignificance

    It feels really silly. This morning I got to drive through the Warner Brothers lot for a meeting, and I squealed like a child when I saw the E.R. set — the ambulance bay and Doc Magoo’s. Then I bounced in the passenger seat when I realized we were next driving through Stars Hollow, the…

  • nice

    my new free show. There’s all this water falling from the sky and I don’t understand it. I had to actually take things off the porch so they wouldn’t get “wet.” First of all, there’s a new billboard outside my bedroom window. Because it’s the law and the way things are supposed to be, there’s…

  • Dear Santa

    hope it’s not too late Dear Santa, I almost didn’t write to you this year. It’s not that I’ve been particularly naughty or anything, it’s just that I wasn’t feeling particularly Christmas-y this year. You see, every year in my entire life I’ve spent Christmas Day with my family. And this year, I can’t do…

  • Yo, Yo, Yo

    my slang addressed If you need the backstory, first read Dana’s excellent entry and then you can read the continual backlash/debate over on three way action. If you don’t feel like going elsewhere to read (but do read Dana’s entry, it rules), here’s the basic rundown:

  • Flaws

    in case you were wondering I work until I get sick. I worked until I got sick this week. I have the ability to make myself so nervous that I end up getting sick. This used to happen whenever I moved to a new city and started a new school. I’d get so nervous and…

  • Slob

    i’m a big not moving sack of worthlessness This new Springer cam depresses the hell out of me. I miss when Jerry Springer was fun to watch. That was like, four years ago, I know. I know that. I can hold onto a dream like no one else. For real. My David Blaine recap is…

  • I Best Recognize

    not too late I don’t think it’s too late to do this. In fact, it’s what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’m thankful that I got to go home this past weekend. I’m thankful that not only I got to spend time with my family, I also got to spend time…