pondering over prank phone calls Just fifteen minutes ago. The phone rings. [scripty] PAMIE Hello? MALE VOICE ON PHONE Hey. PAMIE Hey. MALE VOICE ON PHONE Hey, what are you doing? PAMIE Who is this? MALE VOICE ON PHONE How come you’re not hmphm-mmm-miff? PAMIE What? MALE VOICE ON PHONE Huh? PAMIE Who is this?…

but mostly just piddle around This weekend I am thankful for a couple of things… I don’t have to do any shows this weekend due to my requested time off. I don’t have to work. I just got HBO, HBO Plus, HBO Signature, Cinemax and More Max. So what is happening this weekend is basically…

pamie steals a second away to write to you…(and my mother comes in to spill a pamie story) The sound of football is in the living room. Dad is asleep on the couch. My sister had to go to work. Eric is asleep in the spare bedroom. Mom is smoking a cigarette and reading a…

will this new hair make me funnier? I’m going to my parent’s house this weekend. Their computer has been down, so I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to update, but I’ll try. You know I will. That and even if Dad has the computer up and running, he only has 10 hours…

i babble about people i’ve never met Sunday night, watching the X-Files: [scripty] PAMIE Oh, they are doing those long shot things. ERIC That’s pretty cool. CHUY Well, it’s not Scorsese or anything. CHRIS Hitchcock. CHUY Scorsese is known for doing these long pans. CHRIS Hitchcock. CHUY Scorsese. PAMIE Chuy, the film is called Rope.…

[/scripty] And then somehow we ended up making art. We were doing those drawings where you look at the person, but not at the paper and you draw their portrait. They ended up being so hysterical. We kept drawing them. [scripty] PAMIE This one is great. CHUY I look like Stevie Wonder. PAMIE Okay, this…

we go twenty minutes away to learn new slang We had a show last night in San Marcos. That’s about 45 miles away from Austin… towards San Antonio. We had a show at a bar called the Green Parrot. Last year when we were there Vanilla Ice was playing there. It’s that kind of bar.…

but there were planes to catch and bills to pay First let me say that I used to be really good with bills. I used to pay them on time. Now I’m terrible about them. It’s not like I mean to, but I just sort of forget that I haven’t paid them. I think it’s…

please don’t laugh Being an actor. Sometimes it takes all the dignity you have. Over the weekend Eric found out that he had an audition to be Barney. The voice of Barney. The voice of Barney on the television show. Until this weekend, Eric had never heard Barney speak before. So I’m trying to explain…

i give up on cooking and boring movies forever You may have noticed that I haven’t written on the weekend for the past two weeks. It’s not that I’m ignoring the page… I’ve just been kinda busy on the weekend, and so happy when I had a few spare moments I wasn’t thinking about getting…