Category: Pamie
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Dial-Up Diva
I am sitting exactly as I was one year ago today. And just like one year ago today, I’m reading over email from you, telling me how you’re doing, and how you feel about my writing. Strange how our lives go in cycles, even when we think we’re doing something unpredictable. I love how there…
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squishy revisited
So, here we are. One year later. Let me just get this out of the way first: I missed you, too. I missed you very much, actually. It was lonely without you around. After all those days spent complaining that you guys were too much to handle, I felt like a mom who had finally…
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The 4th Annual Valentine’s Day Squishy Entry
Happy Valentine’s Day. Every year I say it. And every year I resent it just a bit less. I guess you’re finally growing on me, sweetie. [db] I’ve been saving up For this night For such a long time. I made reservations at that place the place we call “ours” the one we claimed a…
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Spiderman
“Where? Oh, God! Get him off me!” TiVo has changed more than just one aspect of my life. I’m not naming any names, but there were boys screaming in my living room the other day. I heard the word, “Spider!” screeched, and I thought perhaps I was needed to remove a spider from the room.…
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Randomly
I have this thing about going to parties where I don’t know everyone there. I’m pretty sure that by the end of the party one of the strangers thinks I’m an asshole. I tend to get pretty loud and excited when I’m with a group of friends because I’m a hyper-active thirteen-year old boy like…
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Hollywood Hot Babe
yeah, that’s me I can’t leave the house. For real, for real. My left eye is so gross. It’s swollen and leaks things and in the morning my eye is crusted shut and I have to put a hot washcloth on my face so I can melt the crusted goo and open my eye. It…
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i’m hideous
please don’t look. I went to sleep a rather pretty girl. I woke up a monster. So, the supposed pink eye I was discussing went away without a problem by Thursday morning. The swelling went down and there was only a slight amount of pain when I touched my eye. Last night I put on…
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home again
I’m stuck in the Houston International Airport. I’m delayed. I’m always delayed. I can’t remember the last flight that I took that took off and landed on time. I don’t know if that’s ever happened, actually. Once, I think, when I needed it to. Usually, though, I’m calling someone announcing I’m going to be an…
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Major Thom
and some more links Ladies and Gentlemen: I’ve finished my laundry. This is a major accomplishment. It really, really is. It takes all of the strength I have in my body to pile my clothes up, put them in my car and then wash them. I get so frustrated that I start hating other people,…