My Keira Knightley impression is pretty spot-on. I’ll tell you how to do it. 1. Open mouth. 2. Part teeth but keep them lined up with each other [thanks, Genny]. 3. Tuck tongue just behind bottom teeth. 4. Raise lips until they just clear your teeth. This will give you a bit of a snarl.…

The Less-Famous Monkey Trial Find out what happened in the last episode of the show you never bothered to try to watch. It’s a conclusion of the pilot, six episodes later. Don’t bother trying to understand us now. Watch Mitch Pileggi and Lucy Lawless battle it out for the coveted Mug-Mug, given to those who…

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I had a dream last night that I was sitting right here, blogging. That’s how I know I need a vacation. My mom and sister arrive tonight, so the rest of my day will be spent cleaning in a frenzy. … and recapping Tarzan. I will never escape the workload. But it’s the last recap…

Margaret Cho goes to the VIBE Awards.

Let me try and explain this for you. We have a queen-sized bed. It’s a terrible bed, one we call the Bed of Forks due to the sprung springs that jut into your soft, fleshy parts when you try to sleep. And it’s turned cold here in Los Angeles, which means the cats like to…

The beautiful moments of Thanksgiving. I only wish I had enough card tables and table leaves this year to stretch my family’s Thanksgiving dinner table all the way to hers.

Warning. You will never find me sexy again. If you ever did, anyway. I warned you.

Ted Koppel’s Big Night Out.

You think I went crazy over the Tiny Wooden Hand? Check out this site. Warning: crazy sounds will shoot out of your computer. Many of you have written to ask where you can find a Tiny Wooden Hand to give along with a copy of Why Girls Are Weird as a Christmas present. I got…