New Entry. It is quite exciting news, all ruined by the presence of Melissa Gilbert. But then we’ll take a trip over to stee’s site, where everything is made better again. Ever have a perfect moment ruined by the addition of a third party?

Making my Polish ancestors proud. Koval is a family name. It used to be Kovalski.

The boys are so confused by Milkshake today. First Omar, and then Eric (who reminds us how stupid that Sisqo song was (Sisqo — see him in Pieces of April. It’s true!).) So I emailed Omar. pamie wrote: “Omar: Or she’s shaking her breasts. And charging girls to show them how to shake their breast…

Yay! There’s no point in doing a Vegas recap because all I’d be saying is, “I like my friends,” over and over again. But Honey was worth the price of admission ($5.50) and then some. Terrible, terrible film made wonderful by the company of snark geniuses. So, instead I’ll take a cue from Oprah, and…

Like Oprah, but without the guilt of watching Oprah. Yay.

Today’s Variety: Cort, Ribon find out ‘Why Girls Are Weird’   Project focuses on girl who leads rich Internet fantasy life   By DAVE MCNARY Robert Cort Prods. has optioned Pamela Ribon’s novel “Why Girls Are Weird” to develop as a romantic comedy, with Ribon penning the screenplay.Scarlett Lacey, Cort exec VP of production, brought…

Abbie The Cat teaches you how to make tuna pasta. I agree about the “controversial” celery part. [thanks, Daisie, for the link] This cat blog is just to distract you while I find time to do a proper entry. That time will probably not come today, as I’m in the middle of answering a hundred…

The Soap has raised the price on the trial samples to three dollars (from twenty-five cents). I am sure this is totally our fault, as I got many letters from people asking, “Can’t I just buy three hundred samples and it’d be cheaper than buying the entire soap?” Yeah, pretty sure we screwed ourselves on…

I have a serious crush on angelina. You will soon, too.

This article sounds intriguing until you get to the words “electrodes inserted in their spine.”