Category: Blog
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Life Lesson #32: Don’t Go To A Birthday Party That Starts At 10:00 pm.
I’m the only person at the Standard Cafe. The wireless won’t be working until at least next week, so I’m currently swiping WiFi from the Sunset Strip, trying to nurse my stomach back into working order. It’s all my fault, this feeling. Well, it’s a little not my fault, but it’s mostly my fault.
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more post-mortem
I feel pretty lucky that the only time Ned ever called me on stage to introduce me to the live audience was to do an impression of a woman eating nachos, and it was between segments. Poor Irwin made it into clip show.
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more kleenex.
The whole “crying all the time” thing is still going on, which doesn’t make it any easier when I get letters like this one. And thanks to Jenna Fischer (AKA “Pam” from The Office) for linking to Dewey on her MySpace page.
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Dear Weezer Bassist:
I want you to know that I love your band, and have loved your band for a very long time, longer than you’ve been a part of it. I want to start with praise, because what I have to say after this might sound a bit mean, but… well, you deserve it.
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post mortem
Friday was our last day of the second season (Season Three, coming to you at the top of next year). Many of us lingered around the office, sitting near our boxes of things, as nobody knows who will be back or when that would be. “We should be skipping out of here,” Irwin said. “And…
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Twenty-five opening sentences of blog entries I’ve started in the past two months
1) Have you ever barely stopped yourself from vomiting while busily in the process of cleaning someone else’s kitchen? 2) I’ve never run out of gas before, and my mother promised me that if I ever did she wouldn’t come and pick me up. 3) Monster-in-Law: what’s the most number of times YOU’VE ever watched…
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making friends
I’m supposed to be writing something that’s due very soon, which means all I want to do is write the blog entry that’s been sitting in my head for a week. I’ll get this out, and then I can go over to Word and finish the outline for the new novel. I procrastinate work with…
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more dewey updates
We’re nearing 1000 book donations over at the Dewey Drive. [And thanks to John Scalzi, who threw some attention our way with an interview with me where I try hard not to sound like Oprah.]