[readermail]Dear Pamie, Short time reader, first time caller. Can girls tell when I’m checking out their breasts? I’ve developed a technique that I feel meets all stealth criteria, but it’s hard to be sure without about this without starting a conversation that, frankly, can’t go anywhere but straight up my ass. It seems to me…

Pam: stee just made me a Stoli Vanilla and Coke. Dan: Mmm. Do you like it? Pam: Well, I’ve never really had one before. I don’t think, as a drink, it works, actually. But we have a lot of Stoli Vanilla here. Dan: I ordered it once in front of you, and I do believe…

So, I’ve figured out how to update to Netscape 6 or something on the Mac, and I changed SiteMeter to understand Blogger, but there are still some problems. Thanks for being so patient, and especially to those of you who have helped me out with suggestions and explanations.

Northwest Indiana seems to think WGAW was written by my mom. Mom couldn’t be happier to see her name on that site, even though she’s been lumped as one of those crappy “chic lit” authors. (That’s when you write about Prada, right?)

Does this site look funny on Netscape? I’m using the oldest version of IE in the world (which I hate) but I can’t update for some reason on this Mac, and it won’t let me change my home page. And the version of Netscape I have crashes every three seconds. I’m in a browsing hell.…

New review in the Philadelphia City Paper. One of my favorite things about reviews is getting listed next to some of my favorite authors, like Chuck Palahniuk (or in this case, Arthur Nersesian). I wonder if the criticism about the Instant Messaging section is because I didn’t use the common shorthand we often see on…

If I was any good at design, I’d have pretty little things to put next to the items on my index page. But I am not good at making things pretty. Therefore my webpages look like they’re designed by Yoko Ono.

Scandal! By the time I found out about this (through my referral logs), Dearest What’s-Her-Name had already taken down the site. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen my stuff stolen on other sites. One time Beth helped me out with some girl in Hong Kong who stole the entire Lillith entry and changed the…

So I’m getting with the program. I’ve created a blog. Why? Well, because some days I don’t feel like updating four or five pages just to write an entry. Some days I don’t have much to say, and when that happens I’ll avoid updating completely. I shouldn’t limit myself. So here’s where I’ll jot down…