Category: Blog
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Sorry, stee.
The saddest sentence about Nigella’s wedding story? “Saatchi notoriously hates parties.” That’s sadder than when one of your funny friends dates a girl with no sense of humor, one who stares at you funny and wants to leave early, and is always whispering something in his ear before looking around the room with a terrified…
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Friendster’s just a Red Herring
True: last night I watched Clue. Also true: I had to go out and rent it. My copy apparently lives at my mother’s house. I got some mail regarding today’s boob-heavy entry (heh), from a girl claiming to be named “Kansas.” So, I guess strippers read my site, too. Yay, strippers! I love your boobs.…
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And now, A Very Special Friendster Dating Story.
The blog works. A large group of friends made up of a typical sampling of the overall New York demographic (eight Vassar graduates and one very smart older brother) were sitting outside at a Park Slope bar during the height of the Friendster craze (fifteen minutes and .01 seconds ago, as the clichéd, Warholian math…
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Can We Still Be Friendsters?
I’m thinking I’m going to have to lose SiteMeter in order to make the blog work. That’s frustrating. Dan and I are thinking about breaking up with Friendster. Why? Because it does nothing. It means nothing. It reminds me of Ben Kingsley with his suitcase of chess certificates, floating them all over the room. “You…
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apology, double-post style
And, most importantly, I always include a title line on a new post. ALWAYS.
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I’m Dan. I write for
I’m Dan. I write for TWoP. I do pro-bono work for the most basic of cable. I’m about to be a famous librettist at a site I had planned on opportunistically linking below, only to note that Pam had done so in my stead on the right. Instead, here’s something even more personal, and filled…
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HTM-WHAAAAT? CGI-WHOOOOO?
Accoring to Robyn, those of you having problems seeing the blog might try minimizing and then maximizing the window. I don’t want you to have to do that because that’s stupid, so I’m working on it. But as we used to say in the tech world, there’s your current “workaround.”
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Meet Dan
I decided my blog needed a sidekick. Actually, I’m not sure who decided. It may have been Dan’s brilliant plan. Huh. Welcome to the world’s longest continuing conversation. Regardless, welcome Dan. Post often. Perhaps you should give some kind of introduction that’s less pamie-centric so people know more about you. In other news: some of…