Sorry, stee.

The saddest sentence about Nigella’s wedding story? “Saatchi notoriously hates parties.”

That’s sadder than when one of your funny friends dates a girl with no sense of humor, one who stares at you funny and wants to leave early, and is always whispering something in his ear before looking around the room with a terrified look in her eye.

Nigella. Call me. We’ll go get Uma and have a throw-down in my kitchen.

Wow, that’s hot.

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