Category: Blog
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Teller? I don’t even know her!
Pamela, that is insane. Not 12 hours ago I was telling that very story and recounted the fact that my celebrity stalker was Penn Jillette. Remember when we saw him? Yes, yes, of course you do, because of how you mentioned it before I did. But after I saw him in LA that time, I…
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With a Little Help from My Friends
[scripty]PAMIE Hello? STEPH What are you guys doing tonight? Trick question. Means you have to either have a lie up front, or fess up that you don’t have plans, and therefore you must do whatever possibly horrible thing they want you to do with them. PAMIE Um, we’re not sure. Why? What are you doing?…
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“There’s No Knitting at the Knitting Factory”
Just got back from my friend Brently’s show “Crappy,” which will be every Sunday night at the Knitting Factory at 10pm (I’m in this one). See the guy my friend Tyson calls “Your Genius Friend Who’s Fucking Hilarious.” Dan: I forgot our last celeb sighting together: Penn Jillette. I remembered because I saw him again…
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jason behr weighs in, of all people
I totally got a 71 on my state-wide standardized Biology final in 10th Grade. I remember this because it meant I didn’t have to take Biology again, because it meant I was GOOD enough not to. And after all that, you know what I totally think rules? Telephase. Since we’re sharing, this is my favorite…
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71 Is a Passing Grade!
Someone dislikes me, but I think she hates TWoP more. People have gay best friends. What is the damn problem with that? Do you not see my BFA in Acting? I minored in gay best friends! I offer up this mostly negative review not because I like the self-abuse of letting all of you see…
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“Not New But Recommended”
That’s a title of one of stee’s plays/screenplays. I also think it’s pretty much what this reviewer is saying. Also? She thinks you guys are freaks.
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tee hee! she said boobies!
And she said it a lot. Hi. Talk about having nothing to add on a topic. I was actually sitting here, wondering why I kept free-associating the notion of “boobies” with the idea of “rented cummerbunds” and the sense memory of “Goldschlagger concealed in Poland Spring bottles.” And then it hit me: I’ll take “Things…
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“I love you.”
Back when I was in Monks’ Night Out, every Sunday rehearsal started with about an hour of Three Line Scenes. You had to try them over and over until everybody voted that your scene worked. It made you say stupid things like: “Hey, Sis, I just crashed Mom’s car — and it’s her birthday!!” But…