And she said it a lot.

Hi. Talk about having nothing to add on a topic.

I was actually sitting here, wondering why I kept free-associating the notion of “boobies” with the idea of “rented cummerbunds” and the sense memory of “Goldschlagger concealed in Poland Spring bottles.” And then it hit me:

I’ll take “Things I Haven’t Seen Since Prom Night” for $500, please.