Category: Blog
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Only Four Days Left!
An original Glarkware Now or Never: ships may 31 Get your own Wonder Killer t-shirt. The perfect shirt for the Know-It-All in your life who can’t help but tell the people at the next table the answer to the question they’re pondering. You know, the one who starts all of his or her sentences with…
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Lately on the forum…
Me: celebrating stee’s birthday. You: “I’m training for a pretty serious mission… Operation: Smokin’ Hot Body.” — chyxx, In Training “Tank Girl (I KNOW. Shut up.)”– duckadee, Top 10 Favorite Movies of All Time “Spain: One word – bidet.” — BrianneG, Culture Shock Moments “Because, really, ‘happily ever after’ isn’t an end state, and we…
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turn around, bright eyes
I am currently making an enormous fool out of myself in the coffee shop. I cannot help it. Bonnie Tyler is singing her ass off in my ear, and I cannot control my feet, my legs. My hands lift off the keys and beat air drums — “Total Eclipse of the Heart” is one of…
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Dan’s busy
Inbox: empty. First time in…ever. Just the words “This folder is currently empty,” accompanied by a big, fat zero. It will last nine seconds. Seriously, I am the picture of humming efficiency. You want something out of me, get me when I should be at my least organized. I overcompensate so much I think I…
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my email is back up.
my email is back up. dan? jessica? stee? are you getting your mail again, too?
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five things Dan shouldn’t tell you
I have several embarrassing admissions about today, each one more vending-machine-related than the last. First: it is now after 5PM in New York, and, other than the yogurt and the cup of coffee I had for breakfast at 9:30 this morning, everything I ate today has been from the vending machine located about sixteen steps…
