Author: Pamie
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You Know What?
It’s such a tiny phrase. I’m not really sure when it popped up into our daily vernacular, but those three little words are driving me insane. Three tiny words that mean the person about to speak is fixing to sound like an asshole. “You know what?” Oh, it drives me crazy. “You know what?” With…
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Blanket Me, Celestia
This show continues to be the most bizarre thing that has ever happened to me. Just when I think the tabloid exposure would be the strangest it gets, it gets weirder. Sadly, Scott Thompson has had to drop out of the show. He loved it and was all signed on to do it, but then…
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oh. my. god.
The Globe. Page 15. (click to enlarge) Can you believe that? Everyone’s favorite part is where they said I was “unmerciless.” But I like where they say that Anne Heche says this is all untrue and she’s not mad. Just when you thought tabloids didn’t publish anything true! My play is in the tabloids. All…
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Hack.
This cold that’s been going around, it’s a two-week thing. And it’s pretty damn nasty. Every morning I wake up with a rattling cough that has me doubled-over, red-faced, trying to hack up another glob of tan gunk. When I used to smoke, I thought that the brown phlegm was from cigarettes. Apparently it’s just…
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Milestone.
It is not often that you are aware of an actual milestone in your life as it happens. But today my career hit a milestone, one I’m sure I’ll remember for a very long time. Scott Thompson is doing my show. Scott Thompson, from Kids in the Hall, thinks my show is awesome. He’s coming…
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pre-canned.
Was I bragging yesterday when I said I had to take another job? It didn’t feel like bragging. Well, in any event, somewhere between the hour that I updated my journal and the time it took to drive to the other side of town, the job went away. They decided to tell me after I…
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“How Do I Feel About This?”
Okay, here’s a little game I call “How Do I Feel About That?” I tried it last night with my friend Jessica, and it seemed to go over well, so we’ll play it together today. It’s kind of a role-playing game, but I don’t have to call you “M’lord” or “M’lady.” Ready? Dig if you…
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Put on a Happy Face
I’m sure you’re sick of me talking about the show. But Backstage West reviewed us this week. That’s the review I was worried about, since she was there on that night with few people in the audience, where people afterwards were asking me to discuss where I came up with the idea for the show…
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Press Two to Record
Only moments ago… [scripty] PAMIE You have reached the reservation line for “Call Us Crazy: The Anne Heche Monologues,” located at the, performing at the, DAMN! press nine. press two. PAMIE You have reached the reservation line for “Call Us Crazy: The Anne Heche Monologues,” located at the Hudson Avenue Theater, that’s five blocks, wait.…