Year: 2004
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dan and potes love “america’s next top model”
During the time I was supposed to be recapping, I chose instead to shirk my livelihood of writing about television by…writing about television. The following IM conversation certainly isn’t a great example of snappy writing, but I’m posting this here to make everyone understand that, 6000 words a week later, and I still want to…
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twin_cities: Flowers
Lisa writes: If this isn’t worth of a Pamie PSA ™, I don’t know what is. Today a coworker of mine had a thought to send flowers to a random couple waiting in line at SF city hall. He called a florist and they agreed to do it. He told them to deliver to any…
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Just a Number…
Cal had a bad morning. We took him to the vet and he got a shot and he’s fine. If there’s one reason to love Cal’s lack of short-term memory, it’s that he’s never bitter when he gets back from the vet. In fact, you can watch him forget it just during the drive home.…
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AB loves me.
I got drunk-dialed last night by someone I hadn’t heard from in three years. It must be because AB reprinted my recent message to her.
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dan asks you to rank your hershey’s miniatures
Relationships are based on compromise, and opposites attract for a reason. For example, if Krackel were my favorite Hershey’s Miniature and also the favorite of someone with whom I was coupled, who would eat all of the nasty Special Darks? And what’s so special about them? Besides their rancid taste, of course. I’ve asked this…
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dan talks karma, baby
When I first moved to New York, I floated a somewhat Carrie-Bradshaw-esque theory of urban life that has held up remarkably well in the years since I proposed it, even though that was six minutes after I graduated from college at a time I thought the Spice Girls would outlast that young Spears upstart. The…
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twocap sounds much less impressive!
One day — and one day very, very soon — I promise I’ll post something here that isn’t just a link to the recaps that kept me from writing something significant here. You dig? Aaaanyway, that day isn’t right now. But I did buy a new shower curtain today, and it’s beeeeeautiful. Not my favorite…
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The Sixth Annual Valentine’s Day Poems Entry
I want you to know that I’m at a Starbucks next to my night job and I came here early with my computer just to write these for you. Why? Because I’m clearly in love with you more than I love myself. Like Wynonna, “I forgot to put myself on the list!” Kick it. [db]…