Month: November 2003
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Post Thanksgiving
What were you doing over this holiday weekend? Because here’s how five people found this site: why girls are weird pamie why tarzan cancelled women fucking donkey www.pamie.com young girls showing there boobs And if that’s not what this site is about, then I don’t know what is. Sometimes during a holiday you have to…
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Thanksgiving Eve
I had a dream last night that I was sitting right here, blogging. That’s how I know I need a vacation. My mom and sister arrive tonight, so the rest of my day will be spent cleaning in a frenzy. … and recapping Tarzan. I will never escape the workload. But it’s the last recap…
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Dan eats something that makes him very bad
A lot of very highbrow, very expensive people I work with were in town this weekend. I didn’t open my wallet once. I stayed at a hotel in my home city. I ordered and consumed a $24 personal pizza. I ate veal face. People, I ate veal face. On Saturday night, four of us went…
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Sars Speaks the Truth
The beautiful moments of Thanksgiving. I only wish I had enough card tables and table leaves this year to stretch my family’s Thanksgiving dinner table all the way to hers.
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New Entry — Spoiled.
Warning. You will never find me sexy again. If you ever did, anyway. I warned you.
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You Can Blow Out Your Eardrums With a Tiny Wooden Hand
You think I went crazy over the Tiny Wooden Hand? Check out this site. Warning: crazy sounds will shoot out of your computer. Many of you have written to ask where you can find a Tiny Wooden Hand to give along with a copy of Why Girls Are Weird as a Christmas present. I got…
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We must know. WE MUST KNOW!!!
Q. What is a “restrictive” appositive? Q. Which is correct, “If I were you . . .” or “If I was you . . .”? Q. When using “Google” as a verb–Googled, Googling, etc.–should it be capitalized? Even if one is not referring necessarily to the use of the official Google Web site, but merely…