Month: September 2003
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a story about texas!
It’s a story about me for a while, but then, suddenly, it’s a story about Pamie. I swear it. Saturday night. The Cyclones game at godforsaken Coney Island. Me, talking to my friend Paul’s girlfriend — my new favorite person on the planet — over our fourth plastic bottle of Bud and a meal made…
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Wake Us Up Inside.
It took many hours on our part (including almost four hours for Tara to edit and post it), so here’s hoping it’s worth it. The 2003 MTV Video Music Awards recap.
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With a Little Help From My Friends
New journal entry. How we rocked out on a Saturday night for two dollars’ worth of parking. How do I afford my rock and roll lifestyle? It’s set in 1986.
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Teller? I don’t even know her!
Pamela, that is insane. Not 12 hours ago I was telling that very story and recounted the fact that my celebrity stalker was Penn Jillette. Remember when we saw him? Yes, yes, of course you do, because of how you mentioned it before I did. But after I saw him in LA that time, I…
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With a Little Help from My Friends
[scripty]PAMIE Hello? STEPH What are you guys doing tonight? Trick question. Means you have to either have a lie up front, or fess up that you don’t have plans, and therefore you must do whatever possibly horrible thing they want you to do with them. PAMIE Um, we’re not sure. Why? What are you doing?…
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“There’s No Knitting at the Knitting Factory”
Just got back from my friend Brently’s show “Crappy,” which will be every Sunday night at the Knitting Factory at 10pm (I’m in this one). See the guy my friend Tyson calls “Your Genius Friend Who’s Fucking Hilarious.” Dan: I forgot our last celeb sighting together: Penn Jillette. I remembered because I saw him again…
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jason behr weighs in, of all people
I totally got a 71 on my state-wide standardized Biology final in 10th Grade. I remember this because it meant I didn’t have to take Biology again, because it meant I was GOOD enough not to. And after all that, you know what I totally think rules? Telephase. Since we’re sharing, this is my favorite…
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71 Is a Passing Grade!
Someone dislikes me, but I think she hates TWoP more. People have gay best friends. What is the damn problem with that? Do you not see my BFA in Acting? I minored in gay best friends! I offer up this mostly negative review not because I like the self-abuse of letting all of you see…