Month: September 2003

  • magic blog

    The magic blog makes things happen. We wish for Jon Stewart, and we get a new episode last night. I wish for Inhale on Oxygen, and it comes back — without the annoying news ticker at the bottom! Who says petitions don’t work? Showtime’s Freshman Diaries makes me so nostalgic for my first two years…

  • “Dear Dan. I love you.”

    If you tried to use the swank new email address I posted for Dan earlier today, he didn’t get it, because it’s not working yet. Please resend your nice words to here until I get it fixed. [edited to add: fixed.] When will Jon Stewart come out of reruns?

  • sing along with irrelevance

    Dan: Stupid Daily Show rerun. Adam: I can hear it in the background. Dan: I know. I’m watching it anyway. Adam: Hmmm. Dan: I gotta go. I want to watch Futurama and go to bed. Adam: Futurama? Dan: I know. I’m becoming slowly addicted to Adult Swim. Adam (in a kidding, ironic tone): So, no…

  • Oberkill

    Maybe you haven’t checked Kari Wuhrer.net in a while. It’s okay. I understand. But did you know there was a Remote Control Reunion? And you say I give you nothing to do while you’re at work.

  • Snark

    Why do people seem to think that snark is a new word? And when will it be accurately defined?

  • 8:01. 8:01!!

    I thought I worked out the Keith Olbermann/Ken Ober confusion in the entry. On the plane. At 8:01! But oh, the recap’s printing already. And I’m glad the Roswell recaps brought you happiness. If they were able to bring joy to one person, I would say I’ve done my job. On a larger scale, did…

  • Insert Snobby Voice Here

    Dan: Keith Olbermann is not Ken Ober. (Only Colin Quinn knows the true difference.) Perhaps you could print out the 31 page recap of the VMA’s for your manila folder. I once took a trip to a beach house in South Carolina where I knew 5% of the people in the building — I used…

  • shows I’ll watch on my flight tomorrow

    I flew JetBlue (one word, two capitals, no waiting, no chaser) for the first time about four minutes after it was invented. Seriously. I was a passenger on the prototype of their first plane the first time it left the tarmac at the 1939 World’s Fair, and when the flight attendant announced pre-boarding for passengers…

  • more late night posting

    So tonight I was sitting mere feet from Rivers Cuomo and I didn’t freak out… too much. He moved tables and put a hoodie over his head, but I’m not going to blame myself for it… even though some else at my table said it was my fault. In fact, the rest of the table…

  • HA-ha!

    AKPam? It’s A.K.PAMIEHi, A.K.AKI’m about three-quarters of the way through with your book.PAMIEOh, thank you!AKYeah, and I’m really liking it.PAMIEThanks. That’s very nice of you. AKBut I had to call you, because…PAMIEYou just got to the part about Simpsons fans?AKHow’d you know that?PAMIELet’s just say you’re not the first person to call me up after…