I thought I worked out the Keith Olbermann/Ken Ober confusion in the entry. On the plane. At 8:01!

But oh, the recap’s printing already. And I’m glad the Roswell recaps brought you happiness. If they were able to bring joy to one person, I would say I’ve done my job. On a larger scale, did you know that there are entire religions which consider your Young Americans recaps to be their actual bibles?

Dead Sea = Lake Homoerotica. Look it up, historians.