So tonight I was sitting mere feet from Rivers Cuomo and I didn’t freak out… too much. He moved tables and put a hoodie over his head, but I’m not going to blame myself for it… even though some else at my table said it was my fault. In fact, the rest of the table didn’t start teasing me until I accurately identified someone else at the Weezer table as their webmaster.

Little tip: when trying to meet new people and leave a good impression, don’t talk about all the people you know “from the Internet.” They do that half-smile freak-out face.