And I love her. I spent part of this week pretending I don’t stalk her. Luckily she feels the exact same way about me. Except Evany fails to mention the devil-eyes she gave me when someone asked how we knew each other. Evany stammered for a second, and I said, “It’s okay, you can tell…

Sometimes when Pam and Dan are together, they make bad choices. Today’s bad choice was this. Please don’t go see this movie. We love you too much. And I know the guy’s friends with Kymm’s college roommate and all, but man. Bad movie. Fine. Don’t take our word for it. Take everybody else’s. Best line…

Please help Sarah, if you can.

As always, Allison says everything best.

Magic blog is sad today. Goodbye, John Ritter and Johnny Cash. (Maybe Letterman can name his baby “John”?)

From Publisher’s Weekly: Chuck Palahniuk Knocks ‘Em Out Without a Punch There are stories that make you cry. Others that leave you breathless. Some might even give you nightmares. But the short story Chuck Palahniuk is reading aloud on tour to promote his latest novel, Diary (Doubleday), is making people faint. That’s right, people literally…

Check it. A Pixies reunion! (thanks, Scott and stee for the link). Quick: I wish for a job, preferably a writing gig. Or a bag of money to tide me over until something sells. I wish for something to sell. I wish Cal could live forever. I wish stee makes dinner tonight. Wait. No. Priorities.…

This is a much easier way to post new cool kids! Huzzah! From Michelle: I also wanted to let you know that I’ve just packed up a box for the Oakland Libraries. My trip to the post office tomorrow will surely break me, but it’s for a good cause. Because you’re tracking such items, I’ll…