Month: September 2000
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French Fry Freak Out
and other things i’m ashamed of Y’all. We need to talk about the drive-thru. Listen, I understand that you want to eat the nice hot fries as soon as they come out of the window, but there are things you aren’t considering. You’re just shoving your hand in there and pulling out a bunch of…
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PROOF.
i wasn’t joking around, here. My first mistake was thinking that it was Eric I had to fear last night, after yesterday’s entry. After reading through the entry, he seemed to be pretty calm about everything. My second mistake was deviating from my nightly schedule and deciding that instead of surfing late at night, I’d…
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Two Stories
i finally got clearance I had to wait a while to tell you these stories. I’ve finally been given permission. Actually, I think I was given permission a little while ago, but it wasn’t until I was looking at the picture sent by the car dealership of Eric and me standing in front of the…
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Remember me?
your sweat is still on my carpet. Dear Billy Blanks ™, Hi. Uh, I guess the first thing I should do is list my excuses, right? Do you want to hear them first, or last? Because I’m pretty sure you’ve heard the words, “I’ve been busy” three thousand times over the past couple of years.…
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Possibly Too Much Information
you make the call. First: I’m incredibly pissed off that 98.9 KJFK seems to have just disappeared and become a Soft Rock station, taking with it my only chance to listen to Howard Stern. Between that and the “Downtown Jam,” the incredible meltdown of the Austin road system — where they’ve closed off almost all…
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What I Do For Weezer
how to survive an all-day music festival Eric comes home today, so I spent the day making my house look like I haven’t thrown three frat parties here while he was gone. Yesterday I spent all day at 101xFest. Ten hours outside in the heat just to see one band: Weezer. I hadn’t been to…
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Postcards from the Edge
really, no labor anywhere around here The Night Before Hi. I leave tomorrow morning, but I thought it’d be a good idea to go out and have some fun before I leave. I mean, it’s Friday night, right? I’m just going to go out and have some dinner and drinks with my friends, dammit, because…