Month: July 2000
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Victoria's Secret?
no boobs I’ve been thinking about getting a new car. Because that’s crazy talk, I instead fixed the AC in my car, and then went clothes shopping. Here’s the deal: I really hate buying bras. First of all, I think they are just way too expensive. You can buy ten pairs of panties for the…
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Can She Get Me a Friend?
veruca salt ain’t got nothing on me. There is a knot in my back. Right by my shoulder blade. I really, really, really need a massage therapist. Sometimes I take a look around at my friends and realize that I’m missing some important people in my life. Some of my friends are just standing around…
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It Never Fails
explaining my late update I get sick every single time I travel to Connecticut. I don’t know why. This has happened since I was a little girl. So, today, I’m sick. Some kind of chest-cold thing that makes me talk like I’m Christopher Reeve. I start talking and then I run out of breath and…
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Packing
and my dad calls Well, it was bound to happen. Squishy has officially outgrown its britches, and I’m moving the site to a new webhosting company, with more space. Because of this, at some point next week the mail server might go down for a little while, or depending on InterNIC, it might be a…
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Titties!
i give you breasts for a day Inside cold, outside hot. Inside cold, outside hot. Must be summertime in Texas. My original plan was to move from Texas before the summer. So I escaped this heat. Since that is no longer happening, and my move got bumped until the fall, now I’m just using it…
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Great.
What do we do with all this independence? Here’s the first problem. This holiday weekend started out really friggin’ shitty and just got kinda worse and has now mellowed out into this blah-thing that is impossible to care about, and not really like a vacation after all. Jeff’s party was fun, but just sad. Very…