Month: June 2000

  • very quickly

    and then the tears don’t show. This won’t be long. People are already celebrating the holiday before it’s even here. So, just some plugs. New webhead: I’m stressed. So I procrastinate. From the cover of the Austin Chronicle you can see that my weekend is a bit busy. Drill here to see where the final…

  • the winners

    man, this took forever. Oh, my God. There’s nothing better than the Bust A Groove soundtrack. I am shaking my ass all over the office. You can’t stop me. I don’t care if I only got four hours sleep. Heat has the best damn song. I swear to God. It rules. Rules. Here’s how much…

  • sweating and waiting

    not as sexy as it sounds. First of all, I’m just not getting enough sleep. That’s the first important thing to note. The second is that I’m sitting in my office waiting for our new web redesign to launch. We’ve been working for what feels like forever, and now it’s the final few moments. I’m…

  • my shoes hurt

    a good weekend. The show went very well. Much better than I had ever anticipated. I haven’t been on stage like that since the Aspen audition, and for a few weeks a while back I was feeling pretty shitty about myself and all those “what-am-i-doing” doubts that creep into your head were starting to overcome…

  • i'll tell you what a girl wants.

    a nap. First of all, I totally screwed up, and forgot to include this as a squishy splash page nominee. My apologies. You can vote for this one even if you’ve voted before. So, the show opens this evening. Last night, around midnight, I had finished performing it in front of real live people for…

  • tech-tock.

    i’m stoopid. Okay, so I’m stupid. Really. I tech tonight, for my new show. I thought for some time that I’d do the old show over again and be all, “Yeah, this is my old show, here it is, you are all my bitches.” But then I got to thinking that it wasn’t often you…

  • oh, baby.

    oh, baby.

    the whispering ovaries So, this has never happened before. This weekend I bonded with a baby. Like a baby baby, which, again, is quite new for me.

  • Birthday Week Contest Entries

    Birthday Week Contest Entries

    You make the call I’m using Jesse’s CSS here (I like it, don’t you?). You can thank him for keeping it the same as it ever was. The family reunion went very well. Aside from it being the worst weekend ever for travel, everyone eventually got into town and we had a great weekend.

  • Like Sixteen Candles

    but without jake ryan How lame is this webpage’s birthday week? Seriously. Last year it was all fun and games, and this year I’m all, “My cat’s big. I’m busy. Do some work for me.” The good news is I can safely announce one winner of one of the contests. By an overwhelming vote I…

  • Proof I’m a Dead Girl

    Proof I’m a Dead Girl

    and a little bit of bitching. Hey. Look, so why didn’t you tell me that Kathy Griffin has been stealing my material? She’s all “When did Madonna become British?” And now I’m hearing her talk about how much she loves VH-1 and how the divas on the Diva show aren’t really divas. Hello? That’s three…