Tag: Little Pam
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As If
I was just telling someone the other day about the time I checked A Clockwork Orange out of my high school’s library, and couldn’t follow the story from one chapter to the next. “I’m smart,” I said to my friend Tyson. “But this book makes me feel really dumb. I don’t know what’s going on.”…
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It’s Not A Phobia If It’s Rational
I don’t like dolls. I’m not going to freak out around your Barbie, but if you’ve got one of those old-timey, eyes shut when you lower it, hair like Firestarter dolls, then I’m not going to stay in the same room with it. It’s that simple. My semi-pediophobia comes from a very real place, and…
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fashion victims
[scripty] stee So I’m at the party, sitting around, and in walks three people with these t-shirts with writing on them? You know one said something like, “I’m not your girlfriend.” And another had that stupid bunny holding his ears saying, “I don’t like it when you talk.” And the other was some ironic “Boise…
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Beastie Boys: Check Your Head
Song: “So Whatcha Want” We were recapping the VMA’s for TWoP last night, at a certain point, probably in the middle of hearing a Ying Yang Twin shout “Haaaang” or when I’d heard the millionth whistle as a way to keep a beat, I just… I just lost it. I got so sad for music,…