Tag: Eric

  • shopping in hell

    and living in squalor This weekend Eric and I decided that no matter what happened we were going to spend part of the weekend shopping. Which is exactly what we did.

  • lame ass entry

    lame ass entry

    but i included some photos! Last night’s rehearsal was like being in the Blair Witch Project.  Have I mentioned that we rehearse at the State Hospital?  People tell stories of patients wandering the area at night, but I tend to think that’s all myth.  What is true, however, is that sometimes my brain sees people…

  • i’m not proud

    confessions and pathetic whining I had a new experience two days ago. I have not written about it before because I don’t really understand it, and I am a bit ashamed.  Mortified, really.  Okay, I’ll just fess up.  Here goes:

  • to whom it may concern

    catching up on my mail Dear Eric, I am quickly starting to notice that it feels like I don’t have weekends anymore.  I rehearse every day and perform in the evenings.  Basically I now have a few hours on the weekends where the only difference in my day is I’m not at work but I’m…

  • pork chop patrol

    and why i’m jealous of eric So yesterday after saying how great Lillith was doing, she went right under the couch and hid there for a good portion of the afternoon.  Eric came home for lunch, and she came out to see him and let him pet her.  He left, she went under the couch.…

  • welcome to new orleans

    welcome to new orleans

    my initial impressions We got into New Orleans late last night.  The plane was late getting out of Houston because they had “cargo on board that had to remain in Houston.”  I shouted out to the plane, “Okay, who brought the drugs?” but no one answered.  I calculated that staying on the ground for an…

  • hypothetically speaking

    but i’m still taking my pills I was driving home from work yesterday when I saw a man in the far right lane of the highway riding a motorcycle without a helmet talking on his cell phone.  It made me laugh.  I guess I laughed because I initially thought, “How dangerous is that?” and then…

  • daddy?

    living with eric’s new alias Eric’s new thing is to call himself “Daddy.”  He doesn’t say it in that “Who’s your daddy” sort of way with a slap on my hip or anything.  He just uses it in casual conversation. It started with a “It hurts Daddy when you say that,” which came from Dr.…

  • blair which?

    a short film with four characters (no spoilers unless you want ’em) the time:  last night. the place:  my car. the characters:  eric, pam, chuy, cathy

  • Hello.  I love you, let me tell you my name

    Hello. I love you, let me tell you my name

    an open letter to Ricky Martin Dear Ricky Martin, Yesterday I was coming home from work and I had a terrible scare.  I realized that the entire day yesterday I did not once hear your toe-tapping, butt-shaking, heart-pounding hit “Livin’ La Vida Loca.”  How could that be possible?  There’s no way that your song could…