Category: Pamie

  • take that, lluvy.

    My passport photo. Is. Hideous.

  • Lately on the forum…

    pamie.com forum introductions: It’s like a high school reunion in here. “People who say ‘whatevs’ should die a slow, painful death.” — nooch “I also read a bunch of the books by Lurlene Mcdan about kids who had horrible diseases and died. I’m not sure why my mother let me read them because they totally…

  • Scenes from my birthday party

    Scenes from my birthday party

    I wish I was watching all of my 21 Jump Street DVD episodes with Sars. Best moment of the pilot: when Johnny Depp gets really sad because he can’t stop thinking about his father, we watch him from outside his apartment window as he stares at a photograph of his father while soulfully playing the…

  • Pamie.com T-Shirt Alert!

    Pamie.com T-Shirt Alert!

    An original Glarkware Now or Never: ships may 31 Get your own Wonder Killer t-shirt. The perfect shirt for the Know-It-All in your life who can’t help but tell the people at the next table the answer to the question they’re pondering. You know, the one who starts all of his or her sentences with…

  • Why Girls Are Weird By the Numbers

    Amazon has added a brand new evil feature. Now you can find out how many letters, words and characters are in the pages of Why Girls Are Weird. You can find out how many “complex words” I used (6%). You can find out what grade education is needed to understand the book (4.8). Sorry, third…

  • random

    Lately, people have made a point to let me know their wishes in the event of their untimely death (or persistent vegetative state). But if any of you are hoping to be shot out of a peyote button clenched in the palm of a 53-foot high Gonzo fist, you should probably let me know now…

  • Since Turning Thirty, I…

    –woke up with aches and pains. I do believe I said, “Ow, my back.” –forgot what I was going to say two words into the sentence. –publicly announced someone’s birthday as belated, when it hadn’t happened yet. –surfed online for a good, affordable Singer, and not the kind that come to my house and play…

  • Do Something

    I am always proud of the good works you do. To celebrate, pamie.com gets a birthday present: the brand new Help section. Use it for inspiration, connections and change. Today: Steinbeck’s Library Crisis, Art, Walks, a Bi-Lingual library in need, and Schuyler.

  • The Curviest Number

    So, I’m thirty. Today. “Drew Barrymore just turned thirty,” stee says from across the breakfast table. He’s got that tone — hesitantly trying to cheer me up. That’s how many people have approached me over the past week. “Soo…” they start. “Someone has a birthday…?” Like they expect me to stop them in the middle…