Category: Pamie

  • Proof I’m a Dead Girl

    Proof I’m a Dead Girl

    and a little bit of bitching. Hey. Look, so why didn’t you tell me that Kathy Griffin has been stealing my material? She’s all “When did Madonna become British?” And now I’m hearing her talk about how much she loves VH-1 and how the divas on the Diva show aren’t really divas. Hello? That’s three…

  • ih. ow. ih.

    how to live my rock and roll lifestyle. 7:00am– Eric gets up for work. You don’t hear the alarm. You continue to sleep until the snooze kicks in while he’s in the shower. You feel like ass. As you grumble about him leaving the alarm on, you fall back asleep. 7:30am– Eric kisses you goodbye…

  • I'm lame.

    “you call this a birthday week?” Remember last year when Birthday Week was all festive and wonderful? Yeah, I’m sorry. This week it’s just not fitting into the massive amounts of work and stuff in my life. This means that the Birthday Week contest is going to be extended for an extra day, as I…

  • Eric has a dilemma

    and asks you for validation Due to incredible workload, today’s entry is written by eric. But there’s a brand new hissyfit up that I wrote a while ago on the Divas Redone. I’m not a bad person. Really. I just don’t know what to do in certain situations.

  • Icy

    don’t say the wrong thing to me, mister. Happy Birthday Matt Sadler. And if you’re livin’ in the Austin area, come down to the Caucus Club tonight or tomorrow, between 8 and 10 pm for the MOMfest Benefit. Come early to see Eric and Jeff do the famous Slap Happy Pappy sketch, and my ass’ll…

  • it's almost time

    announcing birthday week contests stee wrote about our Kevin Spacey and Buffy sightings. He also scribbled some props for me on the collaborative entry that we did that won him a diarist award: hee.

  • la la love you

    don’t mean maybe I’m back. I’m tired. When I move to LA, I’m going to have to declare some ground rules:

  • The Next Big Thing

    the entry that took five months I’m on a plane tomorrow. [scripty] YOU Another plane? PAMIE Get used to it. [/scripty] I know that some of you think I’ve been keeping some sort of big secret, or hiding things. I get the occasional e-mail, or the card in the mail that states, quite clearly, that…

  • HEY! HI! I LOVE YOU!

    HEY! HI! I LOVE YOU!

    I bite your butt. Hey! HI! It’s me! Cal! LITTLE MEW VERY BUSY!

  • "oops!… I did it again"

    “I sang the same song…” | going down billboard’s charts In honor the break-up of Smashing Pumpkins, who were “fighting the good fight against the Britneys of the world,” I see it only fit to look at this week’s Billboard charts. Here’s what they lost to: 1 “Maria Maria,” Santana Featuring The Product G&B Arista…