Category: Blog
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Two Stories I Almost Forgot To Tell
Yes, it’s way too late to be blogging on a Friday night. What the fuck were you doing at this hour that’s so much better?… Oh, really? Yeah, that’s pretty cool. Anyway, I was remembering to write these two stories.
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a typical phone call.
[scripty] STEE Hello?… Hi, Steph….Uh-huh. It goes… (sings) “Streaks on the china, never mattered before. Who cares?”… Right… It goes, “Streaks on the china, never mattered before. Who cares? When you drop-kicked your jacket, as you came through the door, no one glares!” … Okay. You’re welcome. Bye. [/scripty]
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a simple phone call.
[scripty] AB Hellooo00ooo0o? PAMIE Ha! Hi. AB Why are you laughing at me? PAMIE Why did you answer the phone like that? AB Like what? PAMIE “Hellllo000oo0oo0?” AB Shut up. Did I sound like that? PAMIE “Hellllo000oo0oo0?” [/scripty]
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Best two lines said to me over the past day:
“Oh, she was always buying bras and eating these strange pretzels.” And: “Bring all the girly things that make you look pretty.”
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on the forum
You are talking about: Horrible Music Quickie Divorces Brad and Angelina Harry Potter and Menstrual Cups. I love you freaks.
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Dan has a tux fitting to get to
Thank you, Canada. Canada, I’ll keep you posted on how the whole boyfriend search is going.
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And Dan says, “What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?”
During Christmas and summer breaks all through college, I worked in the house of a former chorus teacher, sorting and organizing his collection of over a hundred thousand vintage opera records. Said job might not have been the most carefree or intellectually stimulating way to spend what was supposed to be a reckless youth, but…
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From: glark@televisionwithoutpity.com To: pamie@pamie.com Headline
From: glark@televisionwithoutpity.com To: pamie@pamie.com Headline Fun for Pamie.
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Listening to Carlos Mencia on
Listening to Carlos Mencia on Stern. He is the hardest-working man I’ve met in this business. I know everybody’s busy, but I have no idea when Carlos sleeps. He took an early chance on me, and I’m grateful for everything I learned from him.