Category: Blog
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Dear Defamer…
The Phoenix Film Critics Society Awards gave […] Little Miss Sunshine best screenplay, proving stretching out Blind Melon’s “No Rain” video into 100 minutes of indie movie quirk clichés was an idea whose time had come. Exactly. THANK YOU for saying it. Now I don’t feel so alone in the world.
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dear jack and josie,
You are two of the best things about coming home. Thank your mom for sending me this picture. Calling a doctor due to the overdose of cute going on in here, -Aunt Pamie
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an ill wind
First, there was the storm. Then, there were the blackouts. Then, there were the carbon monoxide poisonings. I’m sorry, the WHAT? Then, still, there were the blackouts. When are the locusts? It was to this dystopian Al Gore weather-mare that I let Eric fly on Saturday morning. I grew up in the northeast, where every…
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maybe we should blame the spice girls.
So, Irwin’s hoping I’ll start some sort of comedy blog war with his latest post. Really, the main problem I have is continuing to refer to him by his online handle. The man is nothing like the character name he’s hiding behind, so it never sticks in my head. But. Let me just say that…
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ego boost
Why Women Aren’t Funny tries to flatter me by calling me smarter, prettier, more magical and gifted and that’s why I’m never going to be as funny as a male counterpart. The flattery isn’t working. I’d much prefer a man just said the truth: “I don’t want you to be funny, because I’d like one…