Category: Blog

  • proud moment

    proud moment

    Who’s that up on my television screen, writing for the Oscars? Why, that’s two-time Emmy winner, Liz Feldman! (Remember when she used to just make jokes about my boobs and my butt? Me, too. I love ya, Liz Feldman dot org.)

  • and yes, i know he’s not even mexican.

    For those of you who keep writing to me asking for more information on the ridiculous Rogan/Mencia debacle, please read Irwin’s latest, which says pretty much exactly what I would have told you. I’d add one more thing. Mencia’s been dealing with Rogan’s freak-outs for a long time. So much so that my favorite fake…

  • that girl gets around

    A few weeks ago I’m walking down Pico, headed toward a Starbucks, when this woman walks up beside me, asking a mailman if he’s got Triple A Plus. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Los Angeles, this means I’ve seen this woman in three different areas that are not close to each other…

  • The Ninth Annual Valentine’s Day Poems

    You know what happens when you have to write something for the ninth time, which means it’s not quite the tenth, so it isn’t as exciting and spectacular, and it all kind of snuck up on you because you were taking some much-needed time away from the internet, because sometimes you’ve got a lot of…

  • waiting.

    waiting.

    Lots of waiting. I turned in the final draft of Why Moms Are Weird: The Sitcom to ABC last Thursday. Today, we are supposed to learn its fate. Will they want to shoot the pilot? As I sit here, staring at my cell phone, waiting, I realize I’ve been gone from this site for a…

  • YouTube Superstar

    Congratulations to Frank (You might know him as Puppethead Frank), who has shot to the top of the YouTube food chain with his series

  • where the advocate doesn’t have time to tread

    A recent column of mine for the Advocate was killed due to time and space constraints, so it has become a proud, pamie.com exclusive! My next piece will run in the print edition of the magazine, on stands next week. Which I’m looking forward to mostly because it means we’ll get a new cover. And…

  • sushikulous.

    sushikulous.

    It’s been exactly one year since I last blogged from this free-wireless/sushi bar inside the airport, and once again I’m in love. But this time, I’ve got a MacBook. Why is it so hard to find free wireless in an airport? Why is JFK the only airport that truly loves you?

  • sisters.

    sisters.

    i lost about fifty pictures i took on this trip (which seems to happen whenever I take pictures of my relatives), so of course this is one of the few that remained. but, you know, it’s probably the most appropriate. Q: Why do I hear “Smack That” blasting from the street outside the house? A:…