Category: Blog
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You Can Cover a Derby Girl’s Ass
My Baby Doll Brawl team needs uniforms for our upcoming bout, so we’re looking for a sponsor. Sponsorship costs $500, and gets you (and your company): 1. Announcer mentions at the bout 2. Banner in venue (for that game only) 3. 1/2 page ad in program ($75 Value) 4. 4 VIP tickets ($100 Value) 5.…
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Mom. Close your eyes.
Oh. My. God. October 25, 2008 6:00 – 10:00 PM Buy Tickets The Doll Factory 1910 W. Temple Street Los Angeles, CA 90026 Check out our up and coming stars of next season battle it out to show who’s gonna be a real contender for next year. Sure to be filled with loads of spills…
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ANTM Episode 1103 / Network Notes
——————————————– TO: Ken Mok FROM: The CW Network RE: ANTM 1103 Dear Ken et al: Please find attached our notes for the current cut of Episode 1103. Thanks so much and we look forward to seeing the next cut. Best, THE NETWORK ——————————————– GENERAL: Overall, really strong episode! Happy to see that the focus of…
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they say pets make you live longer. ha.
Gross: Cal got coffee all over my table, laptop, purse and script. Grosser: He did that by dipping his nasty-ass paws in my coffee and then flinging his feet around like he’s discovered a new medium with which to create his art. Grossest: I learned this because when I just took a sip from my…
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Tomato Nation + Donors Choose = You Make a Huge Difference
It’s that time of year when Sarah Bunting hosts her Donors Choose fundraiser. It’s the kind of thing that’s so important and so wonderful, you find yourself getting teary because you got to send a box of copies of The Outsiders to a classroom in Kentucky. (Because, come on.) Not enough warm fuzzies? Okay. There…
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Tales From Fresh Meat: the time I almost died in Historic Filipinotown.
This is a reprint of an essay I sent to the Derby Dolls and Fresh Meat mailing lists back in early August. Back then, Helen Surly Frown didn’t have her awesome Derby name, so I’m putting it in here to protect the innocent. Allison? Well, she’s just stuck being outed with me. Razorslut posted many…
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This is how I roll.
For almost four months now, I’ve been living a bit of a double life. It was a secret at first, mostly because I didn’t want to talk about it, I wanted to just do it. Plus, a lot of people weren’t going to understand. They were going to judge me. Not that I care about…