that’s a lot of me in a row last night, on futon: [scripty] PAMIE So, I put in my journal that funny thing you said yesterday. ERIC What funny thing? PAMIE You know, where you were talking about wishing Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks could be in every movie? ERIC Oh, yeah. PAMIE Damn, that…

i’m twenty-three, for Christ’s sake So the response to my Christmas Card list has been overwhelming. Here’s what else I learned… most women read my site at night, and most men read it in the morning. What’s that mean? I don’t know. And a whole bunch of ’em are from California. Eric has an interview…

i should follow the same advice in my entries I am looking at a box of Christmas Cards. I don’t know who to send them to. I’d give them out at work, but I didn’t buy enough for everyone on my floor. I’d send them to friends, but I don’t have their home addresses. So,…

eric and pamie take the day off I’m stealing a few moments away from “Pam and Eric’s Day Of Fun” to catch up. Eric is taking a nap. I’d sleep too, but yesterday evening I took a nap and I accidentally slept for an hour and a half and was up until five in the…

i’m just a big wuss (I added this first paragraph later): Can I just tell you how much I love guestbooks? I always sign them at museums and galleries, and I love the one I have on my site. Many people don’t send e-mail, and they prefer to leave their mark that way. I like…

pondering over prank phone calls Just fifteen minutes ago. The phone rings. [scripty] PAMIE Hello? MALE VOICE ON PHONE Hey. PAMIE Hey. MALE VOICE ON PHONE Hey, what are you doing? PAMIE Who is this? MALE VOICE ON PHONE How come you’re not hmphm-mmm-miff? PAMIE What? MALE VOICE ON PHONE Huh? PAMIE Who is this?…

but mostly just piddle around This weekend I am thankful for a couple of things… I don’t have to do any shows this weekend due to my requested time off. I don’t have to work. I just got HBO, HBO Plus, HBO Signature, Cinemax and More Max. So what is happening this weekend is basically…

pamie steals a second away to write to you…(and my mother comes in to spill a pamie story) The sound of football is in the living room. Dad is asleep on the couch. My sister had to go to work. Eric is asleep in the spare bedroom. Mom is smoking a cigarette and reading a…

will this new hair make me funnier? I’m going to my parent’s house this weekend. Their computer has been down, so I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to update, but I’ll try. You know I will. That and even if Dad has the computer up and running, he only has 10 hours…

i babble about people i’ve never met Sunday night, watching the X-Files: [scripty] PAMIE Oh, they are doing those long shot things. ERIC That’s pretty cool. CHUY Well, it’s not Scorsese or anything. CHRIS Hitchcock. CHUY Scorsese is known for doing these long pans. CHRIS Hitchcock. CHUY Scorsese. PAMIE Chuy, the film is called Rope.…