Category: Blog

  • the drawer

    where we finally talk about pamie’s panties Just when I think I have part of my life cleaned up I look around and notice another section that is completely out of whack.  I spent two hours yesterday cleaning up my bedroom– throwing out clothes that I’ve been hanging onto but not wearing for two years,…

  • memories and shallow confessions

    an open letter to eric Hey, Shmoops. What a weekend, huh?

  • dammit!

    why must i be so tortured and dumb? So this morning I got up early, got dressed and ready to go early, and remembered that I was almost out of gas, so I left the house early, got to the gas station, got a bottle of water, didn’t even complain when someone cut in front…

  • religious experience

    pass the contribution plate So there I was, sitting on the park bench, when a burning bush spoke to me…. …And no, that doesn’t mean I had a yeast infection. It just burst into flames, sort of like the Human Torch…burning without getting burnt up. I was wondering why there never was a fireman around…

  • i want candy

    and i avoid an evening of irish boxing Eric’s mom leaves today.  I had a really good time with her.  I wish she was staying longer. Before I left work yesterday I asked Eric what we were going to do about dinner.  “Well, Mom and I are going out while you’re at rehearsal, and we’ll…

  • sex tips

    with side coaching   Because it’s important for us to get out and see more than the usual bookmarks that line our browsers, I took the liberty to go searching on other sites to see what they have to offer.  Today we will be looking at Glamour magazine, specifically, the Pleasure Tips.  It seems to…

  • like a fence

    i’ve got so many links in here So, some of you have moved over to my new page, and some of you are still pointing to geocities.  I guess it takes a few days for everyone all around the world to be shifted.  Those of you on the new page, please feel free to let…

  • pay me

    i’ll get a rise out of you Note to Nigel and Stacey:  I’m sorry I had to take off so quickly.  Your assumptions about a “showbiz” party were correct– the problem being that I had just found out that all of the people were already on their way to my house, so I had to…

  • being nosy

    the gift that keeps on giving There is a new toy in the house. It’s not really a toy, but I have to look at it that way, or I start to feel… worried?  No, maybe it’s jealousy?  Hmmm… no, I guess worried is a better word. This new toy is a hair trimmer.

  • sure.

    i reach the breaking point and start dishing out career advice I don’t know exactly when it was that I became a big wuss in my life. Maybe I always have been. Maybe I’ve always just been a big pushover. I’ve always had people tell me that I was too nice. “Oh, you’re too nice,”…