Category: Blog
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what? who? huh?
losing my religion. and my keys. where’s my car? I want to be more organized. Right now I’m more unorganized than I’ve ever been in my entire life. My house is a mess. My carpets are stained. Dirty clothes have taken a corner of my bedroom hostage. My car smells like a Burger King. The…
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last day
but i’m looking forward Well, today is my last day at my current job. I’ve worked here for two years and two months. It’s pretty amazing. I’m looking around this office I have to clean up and I’m finding things that I’ve completely forgotten about. Old clippings, old phone lists, old meeting agendas– I’ve been…
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bathtime horrors
or why i face the faucet when i bathe (flashback: inside pamie’s brain. Fifteen years old) (setting: pamie’s bathroom) Okay, you know what? I can’t remember the last time I took a bath. I think that’s what I’ll do. It’s been a while and I just got this new book and it’ll be real nice…
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pressure
i ain’t no one’s kathie lee I took a little vacation yesterday. I did it because I couldn’t stay awake all day long. I just kept falling asleep and having the strangest dreams. For some reason in the dream the Donnie and Marie Behind the Music that I had been watching got melded with the…