company flow It may sound like I’ve been complaining about the amount of company around here lately, but I’m really not. I’m having a great time, and most of it is contained to inside my house. You can’t beat that. Plus, company forces you to clean your house and see things in your city. I’m…

This is all I can do from way out here in LA, but I spent many, many nights at the Bad Dog, and I know some of you have as well. If you ever saw me perform there, saw a show for free, or enjoyed the stories I’ve told that happened while sitting at this…

mmm. more toast Oh, man. Hi. Here’s the thing. For the past four days I don’t know exactly why or anything, but I’ve sort of given myself this mini-vacation/spring break/party zone thing. I’m still doing my work, it’s not even like I’m slacking, but late at night I’ve been drinking and partying and then I…

and links I am suffering from senioritis these days. It’s the weather. It’s pretty outside. Very pretty. Sit around in the sun and read kind of pretty. I feel pretty it’s so pretty outside. So, I’m just going to send you off to Mighty Big TV because there’s a brand-new look going on over there.…

explanations Hey, hey, still smoke free. Not that it’s been easy, mind you. I’ve been so self-absorbed that I forgot to mention I had company this week. djb is here and seeing Los Angeles for the first time. (Hey, Mom. He says hi and hopes you’re doing well. He said the plane wasn’t any fun…

kill me Lots of email from you guys. The advice has ranged from “Well, you probably won’t actually quit this time, but good for you for trying” to “Finally! You can do it! You rock!” to “Are you crazy, quitting at a time like this? Why do you hate yourself?” Also, I stopped crying long…

and dr. phil love Right now I’m watching Dr. Phil on Oprah. I love Dr. Phil Tuesdays so much. Dr. Phil just gets so annoyed with everyone’s problems and then he snaps at them and Oprah sasses around and the woman with the problem is always furious with Dr. Phil for not telling the husband…

until, you know, a couple of hours Okay. Wow. It’s very quiet in my house. It’s just me, and the two cats. This is amazing. Dammit. Someone just knocked on the door. A party-goer coming back to pick up his toothbrush and organizer that he left here. This is not my beautiful life. There were…

and great LA moments I almost crashed my car earlier today when I drove past a woman who looked so unusual that I couldn’t stop staring. She was wearing white wrapping around her head like she had the mumps, and on top of that she had a neon pink beret. She was wearing a black…

I’m grounded. Yesterday afternoon [scripty] RAY Miss Pam. PAMIE Yes, Ray? RAY You call this an entry? PAMIE No, I know. I’m still sick and I was busy all day. RAY This is not an entry, young lady. PAMIE It’s better than writing nothing. That way everyone knows I’m busy and not dead. I don’t…