Category: Blog
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Gilmore Girls Recap
Happy Lunar New Year: Thank God Lane’s back, since that means more MamaLane, which is 54% of the reason to watch this show. Hey, did you guys know Kirk has a lot of jobs?
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“Wake up, Liz!” “Unh.” “Happy
“Wake up, Liz!” “Unh.” “Happy Aspen!” “Happy Aspen to you.” “It’s like Christmas for Funny!” “I’m Jewish.”
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Dan can’t sleep, and that’s fine
And now, presenting in order of appearance, five songs that will come on shuffle on your iPod when you can’t sleep at 2 in the morning, making you say, “Oh, man. This song effing rules.” Even if it doesn’t. You may just be delirious from exhaustion. MAYBE. 1) “Arthur’s Theme (The Moon And New York…
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Comment That Made Me Feel Young Today
A co-worker said to me, with a dismissive hand shake, “You probably don’t remember, but… did you know who Johnny Carson was?” I was too stunned to say anything other than, “Did you just ask me if I’ve ever heard of Johnny Carson?” And she said, “I mean, I know you know he died. But…
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aspen, here we come.
My headshot’s all blurry and it kind of sounds like our show’s a girlie downer what with the dead-dad part right there in the description but we’re next to Catherine O’Hara and holy crap this is awesome.
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New Gilmore Girls Recap
Bitches!: Stars Hollow is thrown in chaos after a piece of history is uncovered, prompting a new page written in the annual Revolutionary War re-enactment. Richard and Emily find a female stray dog who might be related to Jamie Lee Curtis, (urban) mythologically-speaking. Rory and Lorelai lie to everybody. Lorelai is a terrible boss. Hey,…
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I wanna lick-lick-lick-lick you from your head to your toes
Taylor is a weird cat. Always has been. He’s strangely anti-social, but then will hang out in a room and stare at everyone. He likes to eat carpeting, wool, and thick blanketing. He doesn’t like to eat food if someone’s watching him. He waits until everyone goes to bed before settling into his bowl. I’m…
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Two Stories
The honeymoon: sun, sleep, sunsets, staph, snorkeling, sushi, sexy-sexy. There you go. But two things that might actually interest you: We spent part of the honeymoon on a rather remote part of an island. There was only one tiny market that we’d drive to for food and beer. We walked in one time alongside a…