Category: Blog

  • Pamie – I’m a semi-regular

    [readermail] Pamie – I’m a semi-regular reader (although I never comment), and I was wondering if you would be kind enough to mention my cause on your blog. I’m running a marathon this year to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. I ran my first half-marathon at Disney World in January, and decided…

  • Bookmark Now

    Bookmark Now

    My name’s jacked on this older version of the cover, but I’m also a contributor to this upcoming anthology:

  • dan needs the love too, y’all

    Adopt Me A Little – Caleb, despite being the worst father who has ever roamed the earth, makes Lindsay’s day when he commits to adopting her. Later, he ruins her day when he’s all, “Psych!” and pulls his hand away at the last second. Why? Worst father ever.

  • What Last Night Looked Like

    A cloudburst and clogged drains left about two feet of water standing on the Hollywood Freeway in Hollywood on Monday night, halting traffic in both directions at Santa Monica Boulevard. Hundreds of vehicles were stranded in the water, and traffic backed up for five miles in both directions, remaining at a standstill in spots even…

  • The rockstars of Aspen this

    The rockstars of Aspen this year: Flight of the Conchords. If you want to know what it sounds like inside my head for the past week, download their hilarious “Business Time.”

  • the wedding we didn’t have

    There was a time, somewhere back last spring, when we were still trying to figure out both the ceremony and the location, that we had been excited about the notion of the following: Having Allison sing Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah as I walked down the aisle of The Wayfarers Chapel. One week later, we’re watching The…

  • I wish I could figure

    I wish I could figure out how to cure this staph infection, as I’m really fucking sick of taking 500mg of Keflex every day.

  • Dear Aspen…

    [readermail] Dear Eddie Izzard, Sorry I made an ass out of myself standing next to you on a staircase. See, Jessica really likes you, and I do, too, but I wanted her to see she was standing next to you. I’m sorry I kind of pushed her into you while you were trying to dial…

  • dan votes absentee

    How is it possible we didn’t know about this? Y’all, I think I’m in love.