Year: 2005
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my iPod is waiting
Reading about my good friends The Damn Millionaires recording their first album has me filled with pride. It is also bittersweet, because it makes me miss them so much more. Good to know I could still be there, in some way, even if it was a pretty smarty-pants way to be there.
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A Few Minutes With This Guy.
“Hey-hey, ladies! You like my sign? Show me your rack! And blow me up, Tom! And woo-hoo! You know what’s cool about Tom Leykis? Everything. The man tells me exactly how to keep my cash in the bank, and not have to spend any of it on gold digging bitches. That’s all I get these…
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Crazy From the Heat
I somehow got away with spending my entire yesterday in a bikini. I somehow got away with spending my entire past week like I was still in high school. Monday night I went to spend time with my oldest friend. I saw clips from the movie he wrote and directed. It’s the biggest thing he’s…
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Two Stories I Almost Forgot To Tell
Yes, it’s way too late to be blogging on a Friday night. What the fuck were you doing at this hour that’s so much better?… Oh, really? Yeah, that’s pretty cool. Anyway, I was remembering to write these two stories.
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a typical phone call.
[scripty] STEE Hello?… Hi, Steph….Uh-huh. It goes… (sings) “Streaks on the china, never mattered before. Who cares?”… Right… It goes, “Streaks on the china, never mattered before. Who cares? When you drop-kicked your jacket, as you came through the door, no one glares!” … Okay. You’re welcome. Bye. [/scripty]
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a simple phone call.
[scripty] AB Hellooo00ooo0o? PAMIE Ha! Hi. AB Why are you laughing at me? PAMIE Why did you answer the phone like that? AB Like what? PAMIE “Hellllo000oo0oo0?” AB Shut up. Did I sound like that? PAMIE “Hellllo000oo0oo0?” [/scripty]
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Best two lines said to me over the past day:
“Oh, she was always buying bras and eating these strange pretzels.” And: “Bring all the girly things that make you look pretty.”
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on the forum
You are talking about: Horrible Music Quickie Divorces Brad and Angelina Harry Potter and Menstrual Cups. I love you freaks.
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Dan has a tux fitting to get to
Thank you, Canada. Canada, I’ll keep you posted on how the whole boyfriend search is going.